John Derbyshire shows off his "compassionate conservatism": On the seventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me Seven Jackson shake-downs, Six insults to Thomas, Five votes for Al! Four Baraka poems, Three profiling protests, Two slots at Yale, And a hook-up to BET... Christians have no special standing. Moslem numbers are expanding. Flight-school lessons they're demanding — Sharia law is here!