Josh Marshall (following the Jewish principle of gam zu l'tovah) offers the least incriminating explanation possible for why Bush rewarded State Rep. Gerald Allen with a White House visit for calling for books which allude to homosexuality to be buried in a big pit:

One possibility, of course, is that Allen was invited to the White House because Lynne Cheney wanted to see if she could get an exemption for Sisters, the lesbian romance novel she wrote in 1981.