CHENEY IS SCARY

Every now and then a news story comes along which, while not momentous in its impact (I can't say I take this quite as seriously as, say, John Podhoretz), nicely sums up the particular ridiculousness of our historical moment. Like when the Vice President, on one of those plentiful days off it's in vogue to criticize Europeans for taking, shoots a friend in the neck and face. All of the trademarks of this administration are there: the needless violence, the unnecessary cover-up, the fallback on macho posturing, the creative use of language, the heaping of blame on a former ally. Highlights: the earnest claims that "we've all been peppered like this once or twice" (look for Scott McClellan to start adopting this language to describe our troops in Iraq), and the apparent consensus - which poor Mr. Whittington will no doubt have to join - that it was all his own fault for sneaking up on Cheney.