GOTCHA GOTTA GO? NO.

Apparently, Sam Waterston has ended his much-lamented silence in American political discourse and spoken out to urge his adoring fans to heed the call of the "American idealists" at Unity08. They're the folks who believe that all the scourges of modern American politics - special interest-driven corruption, nasty gotcha politics, the belief that women's rights is a crucial issue - could be beaten back if only there was a presidential ticket composed not of Democrats or Republicans but of one of each, and chosen not by people who turn out in primaries but by people who turn out in primaries held over the internet by "American idealists." For those stubborn folks for whom Sam Waterson having "looked at it closely", isn't sufficient evidence that Unity08 "could save this country we love," some obvious questions present themselves. Well, a lot of obvious questions. Here's one: Would a decline in gotcha politics really go hand in hand with a decline in corruption? The conflation of the two is commonplace in media narratives grasping for any explanation of voter disgust with Congress that doesn't involve the kinds of laws the Congress is passing or isn't. But I think the irony here is that one of few functional bulwarks against rampant corruption in Washington is gotcha politics. If our elected officials were circumspect about not disparaging the character of their counterparts on the other side of the aisle, would the likes of Conrad Burns and Bob Ney have gone down to defeat? Would incoming legislators, new and old, have as much reason to fear following in their footsteps? Quotes from CREW's Melanie Sloan in and of themselves are simply not enough to grab media nad voter attention, let alone overcome all the advantages of incumbency. What helps the charges stick? Relentless criticism from the folks with a chance, at least sometimes, of getting heard: your challenger, and your fellow elected officials. If you don't have to fear getting gotcha-ed, there's more cause to do gotcha-worthy things. Now of course it would be nice to truly venal behavior by elected officials got called out on both sides of the aisle. It's simply not credible to claim, as the Unity08 folks and much of the media do, that both parties have the same track record on this. Compare the treatment of Bill Jefferson (D-LA) and Tom DeLay (R-TX) by their party leaders. One lost his committee chairmanship. The other was positioned for a good stretch to remain Majority Leader. Unfortunately, opinion leaders who can count more adherents than Sam Waterston delight in the myth that the two parties are bearers of equal and opposite corruption, and that that corruption - the reward of money with power and of power with money - has no relationship to ideology. That said, when elected officials do speak in one voice across party lines, it's as often to unite across party lines in defense of questionable congressional practices as in condemnation of them. Nancy Pelosi and Dennis Hastert stood together in a show of bipartisanship to condemn the FBI search of Jefferson's office. Senators and congressmen of both parties stand together to raise their salaries swiftly and quietly. They stand firm in bipartisan defense of gerrymandering congressional districts. That's because no matter how otherwise representative your member of congress is of you, she will always be fundamentally unrepresentative in that she is herself a member of congress. Dave Barry once said the best way to get great Nielson ratings would be to make a sitcom about a Nielson family. Similarly, if you're looking to find policies that members of Congress acorss the political spectrum will support, the right place to start is with policies that make it easier, more enjoyable, and more permanent to be a member of Congress. If you want to see those policies stop, bemoaning gotcha politics is not the place to start.