Errol catches his Govenor in a statement which, as he says, belongs in The Onion: He will practice what he preaches," said Carbaugh, who noted that Schwarzenegger now owns just three Hummers, including one that is in storage and another that is being converted to run on hydrogen. "He's going to implement all the steps that are outlined in the program." As Errol says: If owning only three Hummers is something that one can boast about as showing one's seriousness about fuel conservation, I'm not sure what one should be ashamed of.