BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RISING OF THE WATERS?

Last night we learned from Mitt Romney that John McCain is going to make the sun stop rising in the east and start rising in the west. Good thing he's not a messianic elitist like Barack Obama. To be fair, God does make the sun stop so Joshua can beat up the Ammonites, so why shouldn't John McCain expect the same assistance in taking out those dread journalists and community organizers?